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Comedy Central
Sep 27, 2012 11:30pm PDT
said president obama. 90% of you said mitt romney. thanks for your vote. we had more than 20,000 of them tonight. >> stephen: i don't know. i don't know. that poll looks like it oversampled democrats by 10%. but folks, i am so inspired that tonight i am conducting my own properly weighted poll. so go to colbert and make your voice heard by answering this question. president obama currently leads mitt romney in the polls. why are polls so skewed? a, people tend to choose the first option they are offered. b, i don't answer polls. c, when in doubt always pick c. remember, this is a scientific poll in that the results will be tabulated by a lab chimp. we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) >> welcome back, everybody, thank you so much. folks, my guest tonight is the creator of the tv series about the ravages of methamphetamine. the interview will be six and a half minutes but will feel like 30 seconds. please welcome gilligan. (cheers and applause) vince, so nice to see you, sit down. haven't seen you since the emmies. >> that's right. >> we were both out tlaningi
Comedy Central
Sep 24, 2012 11:35pm PDT
, there are four justices in their 70s now. ruth ginsburg is 79. she's probably the most likely to leave if obama is reelected because, you know, she's sympathetic to him politically. >> stephen: he'll appoint like a gay polar bear or something like that? (laughter) who. >> who votes liberally, yes. but the next two oldest are justice scalia and justice kennedy who are 76 who probably don't want to leave if obama's president but they're starting to get to the age where, you know, you don't know exactly when your term is up. as they say. (laughter) i mean, the statistics are the statistics. >> stephen: i understand, it sounds kind of spooky coming out of an analyst. thank you so much for joining me, jeffrey toobin. >> my pleasure. >> jeffrey toobin, the book is called "the oath." go get it. we'll be right (cheers and applause) , that's it for "the report," captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ i'm ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪ both: ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ faces ♪ humble folks without tem
Comedy Central
Sep 26, 2012 11:30pm PDT
, or losing ohio. (laughter) because barack obama isn't just wrong for the nation, he's wrong for creation. so, god, remember. on november 6-- a day which you are already in and will always be in for a time of eternity-- vote mitt romney. but bring photo i.d. because they're really cracking down. i'm stephen colbert and i pray this message. we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody, my guest tonight has written a new book which he describes as an existential detective story. he never tells you who did it because what's the point? please welcome jim holt! (cheers and applause) hey, what's going on there, mr. molt? nice to see you! is it mr. molt, dr. holt? >> mr. holt. >> stephen: okay, you're not one of those fancy doctors of thought guys. >> i'm a drop dropout. >> stephen: good. you're an essayist and a critic on philosophy, mathematics and science and you have a new book called "why does the world exist: an existential detective story." >> you say that sarcastically. (laughter) >> stephen: that's as sincere as i get. (laughter) first
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